hmmmmm........anyone watch bottom?.......well it goes like this....... Woman-So.......which one of you is eddie hitler? Eddy-That'll be me Woman-oh.......any relation? Eddy-*looking dazed*......well.......ive got a mother Woman-no i mean Adolf Hitler Eddy-YES!!.......thats her name!! ...............it wont sound too funny.........better when you watch it lol
Toilet Walk A man walks into a public toilet to find two cubicles, of one was already being occupied. SO, he enters to the other one, closed the door, dropped his trousers and sat down. Shortly after a voice comes from the next cubicle: "Hello mate, how are you going?" He thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude, replied, "not too bad,....thanks" After a short pause, he hears the voice again "Sooo, what you up to mate?" Feeling slightly uncomfortable and unsure he answers the voice, "Ummmmm, just having a quick poo...how about yourself?" He then hears the voice AGAIN for the third time ............................... "Sorry mate, i'll have to call you back. I've got some dim-wit in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
does anyone like baby jokes? my friends started telling me some of those....i found them disgusting...
well there are some online you can look at like... * What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! * What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome. * How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. * What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby? Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples * How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head.
well.. looks like there are not much good jokes ard when u start searching for it.. btw.. ipepsi, did u manage to watch the movie? 200 Pounds Beauty?
Prof and 10 students. Medical school and they are all in the school morgue. A dead body on the table to be examined. He goes on to say that one of the main skills of a doctor is keen observation and attention to detail. He then proceeds to extend his index finger. He then goes up to the body, turns it sideways, and put his finger in the ass of the body and proceeds to put this finger in his mouth. All the students look on in disgust. He then instructs them all to do the same. Surprisingly, they all do it. When its done and over, he says, you all didn't pay attention to what i said and did. He then proceeds to explain that he did put index finger in the ass of the body, but the finger he put in his mouth was the finger next to his index finger. Sadly, the students all put their fingers in the ass and actually put it into their mouths. Supposedly this was a true story.
hmmmm maybe its not funny, but if it really did happen it be funny.... maybe that person was me??? i thought this was kindda funny... Jimmy Carr "I used to believe that I had an invisible friend who would follow me everywhere and could grant me wishes, but then I stopped going to church." ^^ *baby Jokes aint funny at all!!!!*
