With age comes wisdom?‏

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Harrison, Apr 18, 2009.

  1. Harrison

    Harrison Well-Known Member

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    The man is 85 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.' He looked over the side and there, floating in the water, was a frog. The man said, 'Are you talking to me?'


    The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!'



    The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

    Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride.'


    He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
    'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

    With age comes wisdom.
     
    #1 Harrison, Apr 18, 2009
  2. Mario-Baka ^.^

    Mario-Baka ^.^ Member

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    whahahaha probally at the wrong kind of shrooms xD
     
    #2 Mario-Baka ^.^, Apr 18, 2009
  3. AC0110

    AC0110 Let the Fun Begin

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    I guess it's a win both ways...
     
    #3 AC0110, Apr 18, 2009
  4. hopechan

    hopechan New Member

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    lol
     
    #4 hopechan, Apr 18, 2009
  5. -Tisken-

    -Tisken- Well-Known Member

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    hahaha awesome story ~ x)
     
    #5 -Tisken-, Apr 18, 2009
  6. mr_evolution

    mr_evolution ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)

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    New thread for each joke eh?
     
    #6 mr_evolution, Apr 19, 2009
  7. AsianInvasion

    AsianInvasion Well-Known Member

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    i dernoo my g-parents seem to break dvd players no matter wat... they've gone through over 5 .....
     
    #7 AsianInvasion, Apr 22, 2009
  8. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

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    i wanna see a talking frog tooo
     
    #8 kdotc, Apr 22, 2009
  9. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

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    ^ perhaps you will when you're HIGH .. lol
     
    #9 negiqboyz, Apr 22, 2009
  10. Resentless

    Resentless MIA

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    ^ i guess he tried it so much that it doesnt help anymore :p
     
    #10 Resentless, Apr 22, 2009
  11. hoi_lee

    hoi_lee Well-Known Member

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    poor frog =P
    just had to ask the wise old man - haha XD
     
    #11 hoi_lee, Oct 23, 2009
  12. WeakNiZ

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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn't want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs. Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]That wouldn't have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But, he was so drunk that he didn't know he was hurt. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood, so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Well, you really tied one on last night," she said. "Where'd you go?" "I worked late," he said, "and I stopped off for a couple of beers."[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"A couple of beers? That's a laugh," she replied, "You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night, anyway?"[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]"Well," she replied, "my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror." "[/FONT]

    -lifeisajoke
     
    #12 WeakNiZ, Oct 23, 2009