Woman Bites Sausage Off

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/articl...n_car_crash&in_article_id=646575&in_page_id=2


i dont know how to feel at this point... do i -bowroflarms or :tear: ?

 

don't pleasure and drive
should put that up on billboards too then with a picture of a penis chopped off

 

Business and pleasure don't mix in this case -rotfl

 

That's a first for me, I don't know if I should laugh or pity the poor bastard.

 

feeeeeel the pain duuuuuuuude!!

 

well the weren't driving they were parked....

 

^ still no pleasuring whislt in the vehicle? lol

 

ROFL gg, no more fun time for the guy now ROFL

 

The painnnn!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<

 

but its just a n adrenaline rush to be driving and receiving..... dirty..

 

hahaha...he will probably lose both the girl and his wife..last pleasure for him...

 

I pity the fool

 

Wait....hmmmmmm......Darwin Awards?!?!

 

This is just a variation and rehash of an age old story. I don't know if any of you ever got a blowjob in a car, but the vehicle will NOT shake violently unless something is wrong with the shocks (ie, a woman's neck muscles simply aren't strong enough to violently shake a 2000 pound plus automobile). And for another vehicle to back up with such speed in a parking lot is improbable. Thus, IMHO, the story smells not only like plágio, but a poorly done one at that.

About 30 years ago, the way I heard it was:

:biggthumpup:

 

^damn...they died

 

That added a new meaning to deepthroat

 

Don't worry, he might grow a new one

 

It's never a good idea to give bj in a car, shits happen and if you're in a position like that, you're screw...

 

Omg, this isn't funny @ all, the pain -cry2

 

Look at the stupidity side and not the painful side, you'll find it funny