yea there seem to have been a yo momma hype period ever since that yo momma show started... but uhh... Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon pwhahaha -lol -bigsmile
your momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said "to be continued..." lmao -lol kinda messed up.
Yo father so ugly when he joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." Yo father so ugly just after he was born, his mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."
ahahaha... oh and the treasure one is pretty old.. but still a classic... Yo momma so short, she models for trophys.... -lol Do you know the story about the little old woman that lives in a shoe? Well, Yo mama so poor she live in a flip flop!
Has anyone seen this show on MTV called "Yo Mama" where two contestants face off each other using yo mama jokes, hosted by none other than Wilmar Valderama (FES from that 70s show)? It's the most pathetic show ever - you got these guys looking like they'd be hardcore in a freestyle/rapping contest, when instead, they got these corny jokes about yo mama. Even more sad are the groups of people around the contestants; they're all dressed in ghetto hip-hop clothing... and what are they doing, dissing each other's moms (and the moms are there too!) For example, I remember one episode where a guy used "yo mama so fat, she has to use DIET SOAP!"
lol I mus admit quite a few of the jokes are lame and not original... but some of the stuff is pretty freakin' funny... I'm just disappointed that they don't make fun of Wilmer instead... "Cash Maney" =Super Star!-sorc
