10 best / worst pickup lines

hahaha wow these are some funny lines

 

I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

love`
mon

 

turns out its a relative hahahah

 

-what? lol`
my friend used this one
''hi i'm tanya, you can call me Tonight"

love`
mon

 

HAhahahAh these 3 made me laugh -lol

 

is your legs tired, cause you been running in my mind all day

 

A: Do u belive in love at first sight??

B: No...

A: Wait here... i'll come around again...

 

Hey girl I jus wanna tell you, you beautiful... yea you beautiful girl.. you beautiful...

so uhh.. I was wondering... can I have your number?? can I have it? can I have your number? can I have it? can I have it? can I have your number??


ahahahHAhAh -lol -rotfl

 

"Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?"

 

-lol i like that one... ahahaahahaaa but then its not gonna get u anywhere... lol

 

watch...ill use it and tell u the results lol

 

I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Does this rag smell like ether to you?

 

^ "does ur dad own a bakery? cause u have a nice set of buns" i forgot how it really goes

 

HAhahahahhah hell yea.. use it n lemme know how it goes.. make sure the girl is hella hot n her friends -sick2 that'd be hella funny... xD -lol

 

ill do it in a montreal club lol..cause i won't b bak there liek in years

 

lol cuz she jus might get her bf n kick your ass.. ahaha...

dude you need to change your dp.. I keep thinkin' your whoaitselaine.. -lol

 

lol WTF..she has my pic?? yo man its a club..anything goes lol..fuk her bf...i got my classmates with me hahaahahah

 

hahahha yea test those out n see which one actually works.

 

Best pick up line ever.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause u obviously landed on your face.

 

-lol ouch... thas a good one...