Pick up lines are sooo lame. 'Is that a keg in your pants? because I'd like to tap that ass' 'Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?' 'Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?' 'Was your father a thief? Because somebody stole the stars from the sky & put them in your eyes' 'Stand still, so I can pick you up.' 'Bond, James Bond.' Since I work in a math-related field, guys have said... 'Oh yea, I know math... U+I = 69.' Usually, I just laugh and say, 'See you later.'
heres one!!! okay.. me hey can you read where my shirts made from? her -says china me really!! let me read yours her i think its made in china too me - nope its not made in china.. its made in heaven
i went on a road trip with my friend and we were driving up from texas to california and somewhere in the middle we decided to stop for gas... my friend went out of the car and was filling up her tank when a guy came and looked at her liscense plate and said: IS TEXAS AS GLAMEROUS AS IT IS IN THE MOVIES? all i can say is that we had our laughs the rest of the way up to california. ^_^;;
