O.O oh my..math and chemistry jokes..the two subjects i hate. -lol but some of these are kinda funny ANDDD corny. but i like the first few math ones you posted peachey.
Here's another formula: men = football X beer X sex; football = -time, beer = -money, sex = girls = evil Therefore, men = -time X -money X evil. -time = -money, -money = +/- root evil Therefore, men = +/- evil squared X evil. And we are forced to conclude that: men = evil cubed, which is far worse than women
I guess science isn't the only subject you failed How they prove that all odd integers higher than 2 are prime? Mathematician: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, and by induction - every odd integer higher than 2 is a prime. Physicist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is an experimental error, 11 is a prime,... Programmer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 7 is a prime,... Salesperson: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- we'll do for you the best we can,... Computer Software Salesperson: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 will be prime in the next release,... Biologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- results have not arrived yet,... Advertiser: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 11 is a prime,... Lawyer: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 -- there is not enough evidence to prove that it is not a prime,... Accountant: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, deducing 10% tax and 5% other obligations. Statistician: Let's try several randomly chosen numbers: 17 is a prime, 23 is a prime, 11 is a prime... Professor: 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, and the rest are left as an exercise for the student. Computational linguist: 3 is an odd prime, 5 is an odd prime, 7 is an odd prime, 9 is a very odd prime,... Psychologist: 3 is a prime, 5 is a prime, 7 is a prime, 9 is a prime but tries to suppress it...
i unno HOW the heck you solve that..but if it means men are evil then this equation rocks! -lol that was pretty clever of you -clapclap
ooh other dorky jokes my chem teacher likes to tell (following the "ACID so" one) "you see, these are the BASE-ics of ionic compounds." "haha, you can see i'm very CHARGED up about ions." "come on guys, let's CONCENTRATE on the molarity questions." and just another one to throw in, even though it has nothing to do with chemistry/math: "hey, anyone got a thread and needle?? *no why* because i'm RIPPPPPPPED!!!" *flexes his non-exsistent guns*
Q: What weapon can you make from the chemicals Potassium, Nickel and Iron? A: A KNiFe. good one! lol and barium... rofl
