Chicken Playing Football

ok now all ive got to do is fly to some random jungle and kidnap a group of monkeys = = hope they dont attack me

 

And just how u gonna train them?

 

show them the ball and kick the ball myself and make them watch. And then i will put them onto a pitch and if they kick the ball i give them a fresh banana and if they try n bite/pick it up then i will scold them hehehe

 

yeah, and then comes the PETA people that will lam hong yau or splatter you with red pain claiming animal cruelty.

 

then ill unleash my bodyguard chickens on them lol >.< to peck their eyes out hehehe

 

lol... to many imagination?

 

^just enough to get past the day.

And if I had to choose, I would choose pigs over money, cat, dog, watever for soccer. The winner of Pigs League Soccer goes to my stomach lmao.

 

lol yea my imagination can go WILD!!

 

^Bodyguard chickens?! Cool... And haf u also trained chickens to be bodyguard?

 

Lol, they should trian these chickens to be in the china footall team xD

 

lol those chicken cld be good enough to play for the animals world cup...
then if they lose the game - you cook em cos they're rubbish lol

 

these chickens are awesome! i want to eat them!

 

^ Their meat are probably all chewy from the intense training they need to get. -lol

 

lol, that's cute.
but isn't that soccer? ;

 

In UK they call it football.

 

lol, then what do they call football?

 

Pulled this off the internet.

 

lol jst watch out if you catch bird flu lols...

n that goes for you too wind2000 lols...

 

^ am i missing something here?

 

lol was jst jokin bout if you were goin 2 eat em...ya cld get infected by bird flu lols..