Hmm, I think at one point I had like crap on lthe arm of my jacket. But I think it was only once! Hmm, I do wonder what the odds are. I would say it's pretty rare. Unless of course, a person is asking for it by going to park and feeding pigeons with like a garbage bag full of bread. I think at that point, they might increase the probability of getting crapped on by a lot. I mean, they are feeding the birds. So, then they birds get full. And then maybe the birds will get like SOOO full that they'll start taking dumps all at the same time like 20 birds. like...*SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT SPLAT* it'll be hard NOT to get hit. But then again, how fast does it take for food to digest through the bird system for them to have crap from eating the garbage bag full of bread. I guess maybe the guy is there feeindg for liek hours just chillin there. And then maybe the guy can like run under the flock of birds that fly overhead to increase the probablity of getting bombed. haha. Maybe they can increase the chances to like 100% by doing all that. anyways, enough of this mumble jumble.
haha i was the most unluckiest, my secondary school was near the sea so lots of pigeons been crapped on 4 times in 1 wk last year lol but my m8 was the most unluckiest last yr, on the same day durin the am jumped over a fence and fenced himself then 2 mins l8r a bird crapped on him on the head. Then during lunch break when we went downtown a bird crapped on him again but on his legs hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Ahhhh, those were the days..................
lol i never have this happen and never want it to happen. this would be a great movies attack of the crap bird.
oh when i read this... i thought u mean like a giant piano or a flower pot... but you literally mean crap! anyways I'm always lucky with that. I had two close encounters with bird crap but luckily they always miss. I had one land like 2 ft away from me and another like 5 ft while i was walkin...so thats damn luck right there.
I only remember being pooped on twice when i was younger but now i still run for cover if there are seagulls flying above me
seagull shit right on my head when i was eating at a bbq parents bought lottery right away because it was supposed to be good luck or something for chinese people =S
Crap falling on my head?...no but crap hitting on my car windscreen especially in the morning is most annoying. More so when you have cleaned and polished the car last evening!
yeah i get problem too, -shoot the worst thing is i hve to wash it off as well as it looks sick and plus my dad said bird shit crodes the paint as acidic
waacha!! I KNOW WHAT U MEAN!!! OMG! a seagull swooped down and stole the sausage out of my cousins hotdog LMAO left her with the bun
Whoa, no way?!!! Ewww... can't get any worst than that... It's only happened to me once and that hit my hand. Luckily, I was able to wash it off quickly. After reading these posts, these birds appear to be getting really accurate headshots - on the forehead, on your baldspot, in your mouth... their years of experience lol.
you are so lucky or maybe i should say you not lucky people said shit on you is gold lol wow your friend must enjoy it lol just kinding too bad for her
