Nah, it's okay. You gotta admit what you wrote was funny. I got it from the Ramdom Hot Girls Thread and was l-ingmao.
Funny you should ask. People don't wear condoms because they like it. They wear it to prevent STD's and pregnancy. Having sex with a condom on is like picking your nose with a rubber glove.
more like picking someone else's nose with a rubber glove... a nose that may possibly have HIV in it... lol
she deserved it. she picked the wrong guy to married. One that says/do flowery things to woo her and all the other women.
lol dann doesn't want his other group of friends to know he likes talkin' about lickin crotch... -lol
the reason pressure on girls is tougher is because of our social idealology of females being innicent, the phrase daddys lil girl comes to mind, girls like pink because it is a softer color and so one..... females are the barer of children and are considered mothers with a sense of gentleness. this is y girls are sluts if they slp around, at a certain limit a female loses her sense of innicents and is no longer considered desirable. on the other hand guys.... i dont have a good excuse why its ok for use to slp around but u know what.... from the age of 16 girl get checked out by every dam guy in the world so when they find something they want its alot easyer.... guys on the otherhand have to compete with other guys in a sense to get girls, so when we finally do, it is deserving to be prised upon. WE WORK HARD TO GET GIRLS !!!! we earn the title to be called pimps, it is not just handed out. jsut to further prove this theory .... if a girls sitting at a bar and yells out would anyone want to slp with me tonight....... there would be at least 5-10 guys in that bar that would probably be willing (depending how u look, zero is a possibility)..... now if a guy did that in a bar........ u might get 1 if ur lucky because guys are pimps
LMAO... omfg.. the girl with the spider... now that's freakin' hot!! I dunno bout the dude n the scorpion tho... that was highly unnecessary...
