Damn...my mind just got fucked up by that letter...learn to write formally! Then this will be serious...
i dont see any stupidities in this letter, except that her english is poor. poor english does not make you stupid. i didnt really understand the letter so maybe there is some stupidity within the letter. but this is good for laugh anyway.
my brain is still switching between English and Chinese here..and the outcome is a WTF!!! any chance of a possible full english translation
^ [我是/I am] Lucy, I went to Miss Hong Kong first interview. [Wah d/saying(complaining) the] judges very not polite and not nice [law - chinese expression]. Today I see a megazine *MAGAZINE* saying this year's Girls *ARE* so ugly. I saw many good and pretty girls there but they [didn't choose ja ma/ Just didn't choose them]. Don't choose [mei suen law/ then fine] but the judge in first interview-- most very not polite to many young girls and to to me [law/ refer above]. I only 18 the judges ask me to"why join Miss HK go and why not study la u *YOU* only [F7/ FORM 7 - HK education system, last yr of high school (yr 13)] ja wor how can fright *Fight* with other wor." Also say my English bad… [hurt die me/ SUCH AN INSULT TO ME - (or along those lines)]. [Ho La/ Ok now], other girl tell me [la - expression], she study in University [ok ga dou/ Is OK] but little fat or short then the judge(woman) said " why you look fat or so short!" [wah ho hurt ga ma./ WOW.... "(something like) very hurt feelings"] One girl is a [博士/ Professor] student ar very high level and very nice [ga dou/ expression] cant get in second interview la. We think she will be in [ga - Exp.] but she said no [law - EXP]. You can search her pic and my pic to see la. She [gum/so] high level [duo ng dak/ still cant get in], [gum me ng duk/ so I cant make it in] [duo rite gei/ Is sorta right~] but i think the whole choosing is not fair [law - Exp], choose model [mei- question type expression]? [young yao inch', high study level yao inch, short yao inch…/ they complain about] They onky choose rich girl [law - exp] so bad. We don't go and let them [inch ga law/ to get put down] if they need tall or high level people then why not put in the application form lei. Waste time! [dou ng fair gei!/ It isnt fair!] u can email me if u want. Lucy Sorry for the bad translation... did it in a short time. =p hopefully you can understand~
Da Chinese text version: 中譯版 我係 Lucy，我去咗港姐第一輪面試。嘩，啲評判好冇禮貌好唔友善囉。今日我睇雜誌話今屆啲女好樣衰，但我見到好多靚女，不過佢哋唔揀咋嘛。唔選咪算囉，但第 一輪面試嗰啲評判——大部份對啲女仔同我都好冇禮貌囉。我得嗰 18歲，個評判問我點解要參加港姐而唔去讀書，話我中七咋喎點同其他女仔鬥喎。又話我啲英文差……傷心死我呀。 好啦，有個女仔同我講啦，佢讀大學， OK㗎都，但有啲肥同矮，咁個評判（女人）就話：「點解你咁肥同咁矮！」嘩，好 hurt㗎嘛。 有 個女仔讀緊博士，又高學歷又友善㗎，都入唔到第二輪面試啦。我哋成班女仔覺得佢入到（第二輪面試）㗎，但佢話冇囉。你可以去搵佢啲相同我啲相睇睇啦。佢咁 高學歷都唔得，咁我唔得都啱嘅，但我覺得成個遴選制度唔公平囉，選 model咩？年輕又寸、高學歷又寸、矮又寸……佢哋淨係揀有錢女囉，曳到。 我哋唔係去嗰度畀佢哋寸㗎囉，如果佢哋要生得高同高學歷嘅女仔，咁點解唔寫喺申請表度呢。 嘥時間！ 都唔公平嘅！ 鍾意就 email畀我啦。 Lucy
If I were the editor at Apple Daily, my reply would be: WAH... LAY talk so MOE LIL stupid, LAY say LAY DOOK GOM DOR school, then why you talk so DIE LUNG? JUNG MM JUNG, YING MM YING... Form seven? CHEE more like Form two DOR DEE, AH. My advice to LAY, AH, don't SIGH SEE GAHN trying to SUEN GORNG JEH, AH. "MUCK Don Don FOON YING LAY, AH... may I take your OR-DAH" kind of job CHEE LAY DOR DEE, AH... -roflyawn
reminds me of Click 入黄金屋 where the girl type " Join Ng Join ah?" in her chat.Very unique English,haha
lol this was pretty funny to read... quite surprised i understood it completely LOL i love how she used "hurt die me" for 傷心死我 and "inch" for 寸 ><'''
