First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.' this was funniest .. lol .. thanks for sharing.
actually a lot of ppl have kids before they get married these days... my fd's pregnant with her fiance n they're still not married yet...
i would say: Phone Ringing: After 6 weeks: Who is that guy on the phone? TV: After 6 years: Bring me a beer, i'm watching football tonight and don't disturb me !