LOL Good ones! At first I thought you were actually putting real Chinese, and that's why I was all confused, until I read them aloud!
lol very interesting! but ur title says "Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes!!".....however it took me like 20 minutes to learn it haha
you mou guo fen di ah? I was so offended when I first read it.... but i agree, it's learning english, not chinese.
lols, whats to understand..the joke is old =p it's taking the mando phonetics and changing them a bit to sound like english words... it makes you sound fobish