Letter From My Friend Adriana

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by Great Sage Equal of Heaven, Mar 31, 2012.

  1. BABE... i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
    tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
    garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been? In case u dont know
    who this is its ME ADRIANA.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
    I think u deleted me :( haha.. anyways guess what... I got 2 things to
    tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
    about 3 months ago... and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
    U.. lol... ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
    cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..I remember when we chatted
    u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
    can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
    the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
    help me move my shit in...are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
    soo confused...anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
    take me out so u better be around bebe...we only chatted a couple
    times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know u
    better when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
    tell u cause i wasnt single lol...ok so more info about me.. well im
    23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
    drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
    BOO and i luv her to death... uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
    every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
    that.. love sex etc blah blah blah...who doesnt..I really hope we get
    a chance to chat for a bit either online or on the fone before i get
    there enxt week..

    i hope u remmeber me and still wanna chill and arent
    married yet lol.. OH YA also.. i need to find a job when i get there..
    do u have any hookups or know anybody hiring? id LOVE to work in a bar
    or osmehting like that...really anythgin cause my current job is fun
    and all.. and technically i CUD keep doign it but i want a change.. i
    currently work from home and well thats cool but i need ot be out
    meeting people.. oh wait. i dont think i ever actually told u what i
    did? hmm shud i......???? ok WELLLL... and dont get all weirded out
    on me.. i work on a webcam chat community site and i get paid to chat
    with people and get naked HHAHA... BOMB right :)? I KNOW.. like i
    figure iim horny anyways why not get paid to chat with people and play
    with myself heheh...anyways i hope u dont look down on that and NO
    THATS NOT WHY IM CONTACTING U RELAX URSELF lol...

    i actually need help
    once i move and i remembered u live there so im reaching out....like i
    said before this computer is a complete piece of CRAP and freezes NON
    STOP.. ive tried ot send this email to u maybe 3 times already and im
    hopign this time i can hit SEND before i run into trouble lol..
    ANYWAYS.. heres the deal....every month natalie (my boss) gives each
    of us 3 VIP codes to give out to whoever we want.. so with this code u
    can lgoin to watch me at work for free and dont have to pay like
    everyone else... the only way i can give u one of the codes (so we can
    chat) is if you absolutey DO NOT give it out to anyone else and u ONLY
    USE IT FOR URSELF... i only get 3 a month and she gets pissed if more
    than 3 people use them so DONT SHARE IT MISTER... i figured u cud
    always email me back instead but my email account doesnt even let me
    login half the time.. so the bets palce ot chat me is my chat room...
    if theres anyone else logged in when u sign in ill boot them out.. but
    remember DONT SHARE THIS PASSWORD PLEASE BABE IM BEGGING U.. I TRUST
    U... im online most of the day now to try and save money for my move..
    also since im in such a huge debt already form my student loan :( I
    really thingk we need to chat before i get there and make sure u evern
    remember me hahha.. anyways ive rambled on and on now and ur probably
    soooo annnoyed with me so ill stop now.. im gonna go start work.. i
    really hope u come chat me. it wud make my day and releive a lot of my
    stress about the move... REALLY i mean that....

    anyways once i see u in
    insdie ill shoot u myc ell number and u can gimme yours.. if u dont
    wanna come chat i understand but its really the only palce to find me
    now days.. if u email me abck ill probably get it once i get there
    after my internet is setup so about 2-3 weeks fomr now.. but im hopign
    to see u in my chat room.. rmemeber its 100% free with this code im
    gonna give u.. just DONT GIVE IT OUT OR ILL KICK U IN THE BALLS
    INSTEAD OF LICK U IN THE BALLS WHEN IS EE U hahahahha...k babe im out
    for now... chat ya soon.. kisses xoxo ADRIANA FREE VIP BYPASS LINK
     
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    someone's been on too many naughty sites :facepalm:
     
  3. kevin

    kevin RAWR!

    LOL, from the 1st paragraph it seems like she wants you hard!
    For someone 23, her grammas are poor, I would have expected someone age 23 to type
    more formal (regardless if it's an email or not)

    Haha at the bit when she mentioned she like watching p07n, like s3x and is horny.
    It's funny how she said who doesn't and every girl is h07ny. Like, based on what? Facts? Nah

    The 2nd paragraph was funny too, it again reiterates how she wants you (but seems like
    she wants to use you as a temporary cure too as she's heart broken?) since she "HOPES" that
    you are not married. Don't blame you for removing her as a friend on FB. Oh shit is getting
    real, she's like a webcam p07n star then lol.

    Ohhhhh, so she's basically advertising now and who in this world (normal person) would watch
    such content at work. Totally NSFW haha.

    @[N] Yup haha
     
  4. person

    person Well-Known Member

    Christ, I couldn't even get through reading the e-mail without cringing! She's 23, and writes like a damn teenager.

    She's definitely using you as a contact. By introducing her to the town, definitely trying to get you to hook her up with a job, and definitely trying to use you to help her move her things.

    And the job... that's definitely a way she's trying to capture your interest. She may not directly be hinting it, but she is saying if you scratch her back, she'll scratch yours.
     
  5. turbobenx

    turbobenx .........

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    shit, i'm 24 and i write like a 6 years old......my grammar is so effing bad that even i dont kno wtf i was talking about.....i hate writing....do i care? no, not really......i am what i am....my career is not based on writing anyways....but i do wanna be like Ralph when i grow up...:)


    btw, is she ugly?
     
  6. b-lee

    b-lee ǝʌıʇɔǝdsɹǝd ʇuǝɹǝɟɟıp ɐ

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    porn advertisement...-lol
     
  7. Flames

    Flames Out of Date User

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    Wheres the link Ecko?!?!

    I should put some of those spams up as well lol
     
  8. Hartia

    Hartia Well-Known Member

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    pic or theres no point to this whole post......
     
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    i'd hit it :trollface2:
     
  10. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    That was not written by a woman... it was written by one of these guys

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  11. kevin

    kevin RAWR!

    ^
    that stuff is legit. Most fraud want money transfer via money exchange or something and it gets sent to places in Africa (no racial)
     
  12. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    Nigerian 419 popped into my head.
     
  13. reno

    reno Well-Known Member

    ecko gonna have some fun ^^
     
  14. fearless_fx

    fearless_fx Eugooglizer

    "I just need some money forwarded to me. Can you send me your information? I lost it."

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