haha you are funny I guess your gf got on your case becuz of some of your beliefs and why you ended up on the couch that nite.. but even from a girl's point I have to agree on some of the things that should be overlooked which goes for the same for the guys.. its a relationship gotta make some compromises to make it work
ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.) UGH. why..?!
The greatest minds in this world are men Stephen Hawking, Albert Einstein, Martin Luthor King, Ghandi, Mao, etc, etc (lol now every female in this forum is gonna want to kick my ass...)
So true. I've realized (not too recently) that woman sort of have their own native language. What women says isn't necessarily what they mean. No wonder men don't get women. Men are logical thinkers. When men communicate, we are direct. So logically we assume when women speak it's also direct. Afterall, they are using the same words as us. Boy are we wrong. Women obviously have an entirely different language -_-2
"Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down." haha well that sounds fair. I dont realy care if the toilet seat is up but it pisses me off when there's urine on it. Gosh, is it soo hard to pee into the bowl? <_<
Actually....it isn't as simple as you think. Try peeing at such a high altitude and not knowing which direction the stream of urine will be going. And sometimes it doesn't come out as one single stream but a spray. Also sometimes when guys have to go bad, the pressure builds and the guy might underestimate how far it will shoot. It's not simple. Most times, with experience, guys do get it in the bowl accurately. But when we just wake up, we tend to leave our guard down. Also there are other factors to be considered but this isn't the place to discuss such matter. hahah But of course there is no excuse to leave urine on the bowl, if the guy made a mess, he should clean after himself.
i found this to be very very true and some of them happens to me also like: and btw long hair is hotter, more sexy
lmao. i showed my brother this list and he sent it to his gf. poor girl threw a fit. -lol but i have to agree with some points from the list....
