Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read... if they can't even fit inside the building? Mugatu: Derek, this is just a small... Derek Zoolander: I don't wanna hear your excuses! The building has to be at least... three times bigger than this! "YOU CAN DO IT... all night loong!" >> Rob Schneider, Waterboy hehehe~ love comedies
^ Make the font larger for the chinese... it's so small and that's the only reason I dont read it.. Or else I would -_-
I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger. Sing: What are you going you look like ET? Mui: Trust me, I can do it. Sing: I'm not here to fight, I'm here to play soccer! Sing: Phone home like ET, Mui. You don't belong on Earth. Sing: [to an enraged Hooking Leg] Please calm down. Anger destroys the soul. Hooking Leg: Calm down? If I didn't calm down, I would have killed you guys sooner! [picks up a cleaver] [talking to a TV camera] Sing: I want to say hello to my parents and my Kung Fu master, but they're all dead. Sing: [singing] Tai Chi Kung Fu used to make steamed buns, what a brilliant notion. Fill the pot from heaven with sweet buns; fantastic when done. You're a Kung Fu master, I can see. And your homemade treats look so tasty. Sing: [after his team gets brutally beaten by Team Gangster] Why don't you stop them? They're being unlawful! Golden Leg Fung: I'm the referee! I won't stop them! Sing: What do you mean by that? You basically want us to die! Golden Leg Fung: [blows his whistle] You! Out of the game! Sing: Have you gone nuts? Golden Leg Fung: This is a test! If none of you can pass it, then you can't play in the soccer league! Sing: Well, this is a soccer game! This isn't a war! Golden Leg Fung: The final soccer game is a war. Sing: You're beautiful! And a kung fu mahstah... You got it all!
Borat: Sometime my sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo and say "You will never get this you will never get it la la la la la la." He behind his cage. He cries, he cries and everybody laughs. She goes "You never get this." But one time he break cage and he "get this" and then we all laugh. High five!
