My girlfriend

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by Tony, Apr 30, 2009.

  1. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    it's nothing, it's like when you hear your friends fooling around farting..
    and as for your ex, she's just wasn't comfortable enough to do that around you,

    it's not the fact of manners, if you are comfortable with somebody that you have been with for a couple of years, you are not exactly gonna run to a different room where no one is around and fart. I don't fart in public but if it's a round people that you are comfortable with i.e. family and longrelationship partner, it;s different.
    It's just stereotypical that boys can fart but girl's don;t do it in front of others

    This is gonna sound so feminist (i'm not a feminist) and most things that blokes can do, girls can do it too when confidence is built up
     
  2. Flames

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    AH! Just thought of a good idea to stop the farting! A butt plug!
     
  3. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    didnt you know that if you hold all your farts in you will explode?:whistling:
     
  4. Flames

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    I'm not the one who would be using it LOL
     
  5. Xib

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    Eat a lot of curry and beans and then unload your madness in bed. Then ask her how she likes it.
     
  6. just fart back in her face when she is sleeping!!!
     
  7. dickson

    dickson Well-Known Member

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    LOL u's are just replying by telling him how to retalliate lololol
     
  8. kevinliu12

    kevinliu12 Active Member

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    i heard eating 6 eggs a day helps. you can thank me later.
     
  9. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    ^ ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
     
  10. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    indeed so with 3 days and no replies.
     
  11. this troll atleast made us laugh for a moment.. :p
     
  12. ah_wong201

    ah_wong201 Well-Known Member

    i think u guys should give each other dutch ovens n c who will survive
     
  13. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL good luck :xd:
     
  14. Aoes

    Aoes Well-Known Member

    u know us guys would lose... queef's just win hands down... i gotta leave the room when one goes off... sorry...
     
  15. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    should do it the Jackass way... get those space suit head thing.. basicly no air gets in or out with a tube attatch to another lil bowl shape thing that people can put their bum there and fart and let em smell liek that hahaha

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMJezoTjwI
     
  16. nondieure

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    lol what's wrong with her farting? like u don't farT?
     
  17. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    i want to ssalute you!! -woot2
     
  18. Flames

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    No way man, what happen if a shit was chuck into there...
     
  19. bbgirlsum

    bbgirlsum Well-Known Member

    technically the shit will stick to the bowl unless it was a runny one hahaha
    and the tube is too long for it to fall down n by that time steveo would have noticed lol
     
  20. Flames

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    Ewww...still, not gonna try that stunt...you can try it LOL