My Random Short Stories

Discussion in 'Fan Fix' started by hadouken, Jul 18, 2007.

  1. The Button

    Don't do it don't press that button! Shouts the young man
    "But why? why can't i?!" replies the girl as she tries desperately to keep her eyes from tearing.
    The young man bends down and softly then gently grabs a hold of a piece of the girls blouse, while she looks down at him he dared not look up at her.
    "If you do.. If you do.. then i will die! "
    "Oh then goto hell asshole!"

    End

    The Horror

    "Wake up boy wake up rise and shine" tap tap tap
    "uhhh what where am i?"
    "you don't know where you are?"
    "the last thing i remember was bungee jumping and my string broke"
    "you're in hell"

    End

    The Hand

    Fap Fap Fap
    *Boom Boom Boom* comes a knocking on the door
    "Yes?" asks the boy
    "Open Up!" replies the girl
    Fap Fap Fap
    "What do you mean? Wait give me a minute"
    *Boom Boom Boom*
    "Goddammit you're a real jerk off!" shouts the girl
    "but how did she know?!"

    End
     
    #1 hadouken, Jul 18, 2007
    Last edited: Jul 28, 2010
  2. BabyRain

    BabyRain Doppelgänger of da E.Twin

    Ha-ha... funny Ang!!!
    -noclue
     
  3. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    short stories indeed lol...