religious truths (5 posts remaining)

Discussion in 'Philosophy & Religion' started by dauphu, May 31, 2006.

  1. dauphu

    dauphu Member

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    TAOISM:
    Shit happens.

    BUDDHISM:
    If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

    HINDUISM:
    This shit has happend before.

    ISLAM:
    If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

    CATHOLICISM:
    Shit happens because you deserve it.

    PROTESTANTISM:
    Let shit happen to somebody else.

    JUDAISM:
    Why does shit always happen to us?
     
    #1 dauphu, May 31, 2006
  2. Wilhito

    Wilhito Member

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    So....

    Satanism:

    If I do some shit, I will get some shit?
     
    #2 Wilhito, May 31, 2006
  3. pacho

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    ATHEISM:
    Shit's your fault
     
    #3 pacho, Jun 3, 2006