so the moral of the story is ..

xiaojia · Apr 27, 2007

nyckeion said: ↑

Think Carefully Before Speaking

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Of course not!"
WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!"
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Alright, I would."
WIFE (looking hurtful): "You would?"
HUSBAND: "I would, but only because it was so good with you."
WIFE: "And you'd sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would you want us to sleep?"
WIFE: "And you'd replace all my photographs with hers?"
HUSBAND: "Yes, it's only natural, I guess."
WIFE: "And she'd use my car?"
HUSBAND: "No. She can't drive."
WIFE: (silence)
HUSBAND: "Oh F***!"
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LOL.. that was good.. -lol

nyckeion · Apr 27, 2007

^haha once i saw that i immediately posted it up haha

Sogaris · Apr 28, 2007

Haha, awesome stories, read them all, very enjoyable

Great Sage Equal of Heaven · Apr 28, 2007

hiake said: ↑

I've heard of a variation on the third story with a couple.

Man and woman found a magic lamp and a Genie is going to grant them 3 wishes.
Man: Great, I am starved. I wish I can have a sausage.
[Man gets sausage, eats]
Woman: What are you doing? You wasted a good wish! I wish your nose become a sausage.
[Man's nose becomes sausage, both panic]
Woman: Alright, alright, I wish his nose can return to normal.
There goes 3 wishes...
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lol I've heard many variations of the 3rd one... but i dun reckon that was one of 'em...

Bullsh*t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.
-lol so true....

xiaojia · Apr 28, 2007

^ ecko.. that moral applies especially to you.. haha.. jking

btw.. did you photoshop that logo yourself?

dim8sum · Apr 28, 2007

haha those were some great stories, should tell them to some children

nycaznjay · Apr 29, 2007

I like lesson #3. It was something I could relate to! hahaa.

DuchSauce · Apr 29, 2007

good to know. thanks for the lessons.

cow · Apr 29, 2007

Lesson 1 is funny. Lol I dont get the last one though. =x

whoaitselaine · Apr 29, 2007

lol funny-bigclap

ch0ps7ix · Apr 29, 2007

hahahha pretty good.... at least 1, 2, 3 and 6

nyckeion · Apr 30, 2007

still the last one is good

so the moral of the story is ..

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nyckeion ....Boo....

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Great Sage Equal of Heaven Original V I P

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dim8sum ♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪....

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nyckeion ....Boo....