The 12 Types of Females

Discussion in 'Love and Relationships' started by mystery, May 19, 2006.

  1. popalopa

    popalopa Well-Known Member

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    Why do you guys always want the miss good girl?
    She sounds boring...
     
  2. bonnie555

    bonnie555 Member

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    fun but classy, ..temptations come along way!
    hahaha..
    i can be a b*tch too..
    can't everyone??

    12. MS. RIGHT

    Advantages
    a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
    b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
    c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
    d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
    e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
    f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
    g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
    h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
    i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
    j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
    k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
    l. You love being around her more than your boys.
    m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
    n. You can have a bad argument but that somehow seems to add to the amout of love you have for her
    o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your *bleep*. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
    p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

    Disadvantage
    a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go
     
  3. Taxloss

    Taxloss Stripper Vicar

    I'm a mix of this:

    5. Ms. Tomboy

    Disadvantages
    a. She'll remind you too much of your nigga. I'm no that bad!
    b. She might not want to change her appearance. Only if you want me to look like Ms. Dyme...
    c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track. I really would with basketball and games


    7. Ms. Good Girl

    12. Ms. Right

    (except for the God part, but to compensate that I can bake the best brownies)

    BUT if someone would dare to dump me in an ugly way or exchange me for a bimbo, I would turn into a:


    9. Ms. Psycho

    Disadvantages
    a. Don't you break up with her. She will stalk your ass. I won't stalk personally, I'll hire people to do that for me.

    b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you. And use that info to make your life miserable...and you suspects nothing!



    The guy is so warned eh? You either take everything or nothing! Mwuahahahahaaaa!!!! -devil -devil -devil
     
  4. DingDongbb

    DingDongbb Member

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    Mr Right sounds ok to me. Although... is it too much?
     
  5. tofuu_mui

    tofuu_mui Active Member

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    im Ms. Independent : )) love to be alone sometimes.
     
  6. xhikarux

    xhikarux Guest

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    oi! number #5 is waaaaay too funny! beat u in basketball?
     
  7. Denomic

    Denomic Well-Known Member

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    7. Ms. Good Girl

    Advantages
    a. She's always there for you.
    b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
    c. Your mother loves her. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
    e. You are her first everything.
    f. She makes you feel like a man.

    Disadvantages
    a. You're not gonna get any until ya'll are married


    But that's cuz I've already lost Ms. Right
     
  8. TieTat

    TieTat Member

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    i'm a ms. good girl....seems about right.... :D
     
  9. Marianne

    Marianne New Member

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    I can mostly identify myself with Ms. Good, but Ms. Independent sounds so much sexier. -scooter
     
  10. shouji

    shouji New Member

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    10. Ms. I have a Man

    Advantages
    a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
    b. She looks good.
    c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

    Disadvantages
    a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
    b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
    c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
    d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

    i think i've done it again...poor guy my friend is....am i supposed to be blame...nah...for me...he will be there for me and i will be there for him...love him...
     
  11. John85

    John85 Member

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    many of them are really true lol
     
  12. PhY pHy

    PhY pHy Well-Known Member

    Hmm...wonder wut i am...
     
  13. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    That's me spot on...hahaha, is there someone out there who thinks they can break a Mr.Independent into something else? lol.
     
  14. !!!TwiLite!!!

    !!!TwiLite!!! Well-Known Member

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    hrm..i'm a mix suppose..of Ms. I have a man, Ms. Tease, and Ms. Independent weird combo...but i think it works..
     
  15. AzFanaticx

    AzFanaticx Active Member

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    call me crazy,,... i am ms.. Psycho
     
  16. cow

    cow Well-Known Member

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    Did u make that up? or did you get it off from somewhere? I wouldn't know what I am. lol
     
  17. tijit328

    tijit328 Member

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    I would stay away from 9. Ms. Psycho. Cuz once you have her, you need a restrain order to get rid of her.

    3. Ms. Independent is perfect. She can take good care of you sexually and monetarily. XD

    But if possible I would like to have one for every month. :)
     
  18. drkdemon

    drkdemon Active Member

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    Hahahaha. Best comic ever.
     
  19. shadow85

    shadow85 Well-Known Member

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    haha the good girl. yea thats the girl for me.