The Nerve of Some People

Discussion in 'The Rant Section' started by kontradictions, Jan 11, 2010.

  1. ralphrepo

    ralphrepo Well-Known Member

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    He's making a reference to an off beat music video in which those lines were a part of the lyrics:

    You can read the lyrics, or listen and see the music video, but be forewarned, it is NSFW

    Mr. Samberg Thanks for coming to your performance review
    No problem
    So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
    Absolutely, I'm the boss
    Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
    Well the first thing I do is...

    Talk to to corporate (like a boss)
    Approve memos (like a boss)
    Lead a workshop (like a boss)
    Remember birthdays (like a boss)
    Direct workflow (like a boss)
    My own bathroom (like a boss)
    Micromanage (like a boss)
    Promote Synergy (like a boss)
    Hit on Debra (like a boss)
    Get rejected (like a boss)
    Swallow sadness (like a boss)
    Send some faxes (like a boss)
    Call a sex line (like a boss)
    Cry deeply (like a boss)
    Demand a refund (like a boss)
    Eat a bagel (like a boss)
    Harrassment lawsuit (like a boss)
    No promotion (like a boss)
    Fifth of vodka (like a boss)
    Shit on Debra's desk (like a boss)
    Buy a gun (like a boss)
    In my mouth (like a boss)
    Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it... shit!
    Pussy out (like a boss)
    Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss)
    Jump out the window (like a boss)
    Suck a dude's dick (like a boss)
    Score some coke (like a boss)
    Crash my car (like a boss)
    Suck my own dick (like a boss)
    Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
    Chop my balls off (like a boss)
    Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
    Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
    Fuck its brains out (like a boss)
    Turn into a jet (like a boss)
    Bomb the Russians (like a boss)
    Crash into the sun (like a boss)
    Now I'm dead (like a boss)

    Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
    No doubt
    You chop your balls off and die?
    Hell yeah
    And I think at one point there you said something about sucking your own dick
    Nope!
    Actually I'm pretty sure you did
    Nah, that ain't me
    Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
    I'm the boss
    Yeah, no I got that. You said it about four-hundred times
    I'm the boss
    Yeah yeah I got it!
    I'm the boss
    No I heard you, see ya later
    LIKE A BOSS!

    [video=youtube;NisCkxU544c]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c"[/video]
     
  2. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    haha..ah hell...like a boss.
     
  3. negiqboyz

    negiqboyz Well-Known Member

    lol .. that was funny .. never thought Ralph would find something like that .. lol
     
  4. Dav

    Dav Well-Known Member

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    ^ hahha, i didn't expect that from ralph either.
     
  5. Knoctur_nal

    Knoctur_nal |Force 10 from Navarone|

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    ralph..show em how its done...like a bosssssss
     
  6. Flames

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    :facepalm:

    @ralph Great job lol
     
  7. ok excuse me for failing at music.. i take it back then
     
  8. transition

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    well done =].... i probs woulda done the same thing if it was a good spot =].

    about that smell with the "black" people.... not sure i hang around with a few of them and they smell fine =]