Woman steals man's sperm after oral sex to get pregnant

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Maverick, May 26, 2007.

  1. dragonash_se7en

    dragonash_se7en Well-Known Member

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    This is crazy but what an idea... she can think of this she deserve it... genius
     
  2. lol its really not all that special hahaha

    she couldve done it the easier way and go:

    "oh honey, im on the pill today. lets have sex"

    *they have sex*

    "oops, i thought i was on the pill, but i guess my short term memory sucks.."

    "now im pregant, so you pay me 800 bucks a month ok?"
     
  3. philostrate

    philostrate Well-Known Member

    just make sure the woman vomit all the cream la...

    men it ain't funny persuading gals 2 swallow ur 'aftermath' by telling them it's a good source of protein and smoother skin...
     
  4. seriously.... this aint about swallowing.

    this is about stealing our aftermath.

    who would expect a woman to steal using a mouth?
     
  5. nyckeion

    nyckeion ....Boo....

    better be really really careful who you get close with nowadays
     
  6. Shini_D

    Shini_D Well-Known Member

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    damn......never thought woman could be THAT sly to get a child, haha...

    if she wanted a child that bad, im sure she couldve done it an easier way instead of going through all that trouble.

    or was it the money that she was after...? hmmm..........

    poor guy, he mustve done something to her to make her decide to do that to him...