Would you eat a live hamster for 1 million

Well..i have a good imagination...

 

aint that the truth... shiet I'll prolly have to take one down if I keep gettin these damn Parking TICKETS!!!....

 

can you shave it first? i don't like hair?

for people that would eat it, would you swallow it whole or chew it up?

 

You're too picky, if i was to offer 1 mil for someone to swallow the hamster, they'll have to eat it as is, head first. I was thinking of typing some descriptive eating orders but i'll save that for ecko.

 

lol well naturally you'll have to bite off the limbs first so it doesnt have any chance of moving around.. ahahahaha I think the head would be the hardest part to take down... that and maybe the ass... -lol

 

I was hoping for you to say ; first you bite off the head and suck all the juices, oppps too descriptive. now no one is going to get the 1 million

 

lol someone better show the Mill. already... me n volkly got our skewers ready...

 

LOL poor hamster

 

it woulda died happy knowin it was worth a mill..

 

aww the poor furry little thing! you guys are monsters! *glares*

 

lol quit actin like you wouldn't want the money... I think we'd have a better chance eatin the hamster than your cooking...

 

lol quit hatin B-Lee... I bet you'd break all it's limbs first then karate chop it in half.. ;

 

sashimi hamster... 1 million... yummy

 

sashimi hamster... half a mill.... laid over Dawn's nekkid body... with a side of sake!!


ahahhaa.. sorry just had ta... saw it on a magazine... -lol

 

oh..ew...i'd never kill a poor little hammy and EAT it...argh...now i can't even look at my cousin's hamster in the eye without thinking about this. boo!

 

You should thank ecko for such fond memories. But sp-lork if you are very low in money, you wouldn't consider it. Lets say you are at the verge of starving and homeless and someone comes and offer this deal. You wouldn't take it.

LOL, its less dramatic than that but think of how many trillions of people get to be millionaire and here is the option to just eat a hamster to become one.

 

lol I think volkly is the one who's trying to persuade everyone to take up on the offer...

ok but would you do it if it was gonna be broadcasted live all around the world.. would you still do it??

 

If it is broadcast live, I'll need 5 million, if ecko or others is going to broadcast it all over the internet i'll need more. 1 million to have plastic surgery so no one knows who i am, 2 million to hire lawylers to sue all who broadcast such a feast, and the rest of the 2 million to enjoy the rest of my life.

 

hahaha... just close ur eyes n imagine it's sashimi beef... open ur eyes n u get 1 million *ta-da*