yo mama duel!

Discussion in 'Random / Offtopic' started by vene, Oct 22, 2006.

  1. vene

    vene Well-Known Member

    ok guys, lets make a yo mama duel threat!
    have some one watched these episodes on mtv?
    i am not always here, so pm me so i can update all scores.
    need more rules?

    if not, here is what you gona do.

    come up with the best jokes about moms (battle with me if you want).

    ask one to duel in this threat an qoute only the name or his name as title.

    you can make your own duel threat,and update score here, pm me.

    remember to thanks the guy you surrender. hehe.

    if you dont respawn in 30min you automatical lose.

    i will update this threat to show who won and lose right here:

    vene-clapclap...... kdotc -unsure
    #1 vene, Oct 22, 2006
    Last edited: Oct 22, 2006
  2. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    thers a yomama thread already
  3. vene

    vene Well-Known Member

    this is battle..
    kdotc, your mom is so fat that see need two bicycle to bike.
  4. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!

    Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

    Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

    Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

    Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

    Yo mama so short she models for trophys.
  5. vene

    vene Well-Known Member

    your mom looks like you, are you guys twins?
    dont really know who is shorter,
    but yours does dobble backflip under the bed.
    by the way, yo mama runns to slow,
    that she dosnt burn calories at all.
  6. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    u don't even know who ur mom is!!!!
  7. yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping straight down to hell... ohhhhhh!
  8. Daal

    Daal Member

    Your momma's so fat she has her own gravitational field.

    Your momma's so fat I get exercise by jogging around her.
  9. Ohhh!!!! *walks around ang, waving hands frantically in the air* Ohh!!! He did not just.... Ohhh!!! -shock
  10. Omg this is nasty >.<"
  11. brap brap!

    Yo momma so fat she went sky diving and ended up in china! ( lol i just made it up)
  12. endo

    endo Well-Known Member

    yo momma's so skinny...............her NIPPLES touch!
  13. endo

    endo Well-Known Member

    yo momma's so skinny.......when she takes a shower, she has to run around to get wet
  14. kdotc

    kdotc 안녕하세요빅뱅K-Dragon입니다

    yo mama so ugly she gave birth to a monster (you)
  15. LOL... Yo Momma is so SPECIAL... she's a professional one-legged break-dancer... -lol
  16. 23kenn

    23kenn Well-Known Member

    yo momma so hairy that she grew a afro on her nipple..
  17. goo wak jai

    goo wak jai Well-Known Member

    yo momma so skinny she uses a polo as her hula hoop.
  18. xdopeylicious

    xdopeylicious Member

    Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!

    Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!
  19. ok this goes out to... vene, kdotc, ang, Daal, evil_mui, endo, chinky, goo wak jai, xdopeylicious, and anybody else plannin to post here...