oh i heard this one on some russell peters show or something....... "yo momma so fat..that when she jump for joy, she got stuck."
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
yo have you guys seen this yo mamma episode where some dude said something (i cant recall) but it goes something like this yo mamma's so fat... *then an oil tanker happens to float by* OH! HERE SHE COMES RIGHT NOW!! lol
When i saw your mamma kicking a can down the street, and asked her what's going on, she says "Moving." haha anyways, instead of just randomly crapping out yo mamma jokes, why dont we battle? its like the freestylin thread, but 2 or more ppl battle it out lol
?? i dont get it. it doesnt matter, cuz your mama is so fat, she makes snorlax the pokemon look like mary-kate olsen (not really meant as an insult to her lol)
I think it means that "The mom is so fat that when she eat cereal, she's eats it from the bowl that is the size of like a swimming pool where there is a lifeguard..."
^ look. you know how mary kate is in rehad for anorexia? shes a stick. now the moms so fat to the point that she makes fat snorlax look like mary kate. no? lol my friend got this one, and i couldnt stop laughing my ass off your mama's a hockey player. she didnt change her pad for three periods. your mama's hair is so nappy, even moses couldnt part that shit. hahahaha
